The Orville (TV Series)
Cupid's Dagger (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Capt. Ed Mercer : I don't need you to explain - you're a sexual jihadist!
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Darulio : Look, Ed... can I call you Ed? I... we've never actually met.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Well, you were screwing my wife at the time, so I guess we all kind of just forgot our manners.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Oh, for god's sakes, don't make this worse.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : [Alara is trying to mediate between the Navarians and Bruidians] What's going on?
Lt. Alara Kitan : They went from zero to furious in two seconds.
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Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : [after Ed caught her and Darulio in bed again] Lower your voice and calm down, okay? I can explain.
Capt. Ed Mercer : Oh, am I yelling? Am I yelling? Are you worried people are gonna hear
[raising his voice]
Capt. Ed Mercer : that you banged Darulio again
[lowering his voice]
Capt. Ed Mercer : when you were supposed to be in the shuttle bay preventing a war from starting? Are you insane?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : Look, I thought we talked about this, okay? We can both see whoever we want, isn't that what we agreed?
Capt. Ed Mercer : Oh, come on. You're not gonna pretend that that is not completely out of bounds?
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : I like him, Ed, okay? I can't help it. And guess what, I have the right to like whoever I want.
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Capt. Ed Mercer : Did you hear what he said just now? He goes, he goes 'I am entitled to my feelings and the space to express them.' My God! Thank you for lighting me on fire and then giving me Permission to be in pain!
