- Dangerboat: I have a very clear sense of self. I'm aware I'm a boat, bit I identify as a male boat.
- The Tick: Like a mailbox?
- Dangerboat: No. A boat that is male. Specifically one who's capable of attraction for another male.
- The Tick: [squinting] Boat?
- Dangerboat: I don't distinguish, but can't a boat be homosexual if the prefix is derived from the Greek work for "same"? When clearly we're not.
- The Tick: Not what?
- Dangerboat: The same.
- The Tick: Who?
- Dangerboat: Arthur and I.
- The Tick: Uh... What are we talking about again?
- The Terror: Morning, sunshine. You passed out on me last night.
- Arthur Everest: [waking up chained to the wall]
- The Terror: It's okay, you don't have to talk. I just hate killing a puppy when it's asleep. Takes all the shriek out of it.