- Dr. Harry Wells: What's that? What are you guys doing? What are those faces?
- Iris West-Allen: When Savitar came to S.T.A.R. Labs, he said we would build a device to use against DeVoe.
- Barry Allen: The cerebral inhibitor.
- Dr. Harry Wells: I wish I'd known that before I spent all this time trying to come up with a second name. Naming is hard.
- Cisco Ramon: Question for the room, how did I get stuck doing the buddy system thing with Ralph?
- Iris West-Allen: It's the best way to keep Ralph safe, Cisco.
- Ralph Dibny: Yeah, the best way to keep Ralph safe, Cisco.
- Cisco Ramon: Well clearly you've never had to stay over at an apartment that uses neon beer signs for lamps and the kitchen sink for a shower. Ralph, I love you. But you sleep on a futon.
- Caitlin Snow: A futon's not that bad.
- Cisco Ramon: It is when it's damp.
- Iris West-Allen: Why is it damp?
- Ralph Dibny: I sweat a lot when I sleep.
- Iris West-Allen: You nasty.
- Iris West-Allen: So Izzy Bowin can control music.
- Cisco Ramon: More like soundwaves.
- Ralph Dibny: Soundwave. That's a great name.
- Cisco Ramon: It would be, if it wasn't already taken by a Transformer.
- Ralph Dibny: Watch out if I were you. Sometimes killer robots come out of there.
- Izzy Bowin: Keep walking, Stretch. I don't talk to creeps in dark hallways dressed in purple leather.
- Ralph Dibny: It's actually, uh, more of a mauve. And, uh, I'm not a creep.
- Izzy Bowin: Are you my new target, Stretch?
- Ralph Dibny: Yeah, 'cause I don't break so easy.
- Izzy Bowin: [scoffs] Please. You're built like a twig.
- Barry Allen: DeVoe is still out there. And until that threat is over, we gotta keep this buddy system going.
- Ralph Dibny: I thought you might say that, Allen. Which is why I got you this.
- [he hands Barry a business card reading "Barry Allen Private Investigator"]
- Barry Allen: You want me to be your partner?
- Ralph Dibny: Oh, hey, come on. This, uh... this Turner don't need no Hooch. But... I do know what it's like to get fired from the CCPD when you didn't even really break the law.
- Barry Allen: You absolutely broke the law.
- Ralph Dibny: And I remember after I lost my job, I felt like I lost a piece of my identity. And now you won't have to deal with that problem. So the next time we're out in the field and somebody asks you who you work for, you won't have to get all stammery.
- Barry Allen: You like me.
- [Ralph snickers]
- Barry Allen: You really like me.
- Barry Allen: [trying to train Izzy] I saw up close what DeVoe did to Becky. To all of them. They... and I... I couldn't do anything except just stand and watch it happen. DeVoe is ruthless. He is not gonna stop until he's taken her powers and her life. He's not gonna go easy on her, so neither can I.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Look, I'm sorry about...
- [he pantomimes animals growling and throwing things in anger]
- Dr. Harry Wells: You know, I just recently can't seem to stop DeVoe, I can't stop my daughter Jesse from hating me, I can't seem to stop blowing it when I'm trying to befriend someone who's my own age.
- Cecile Horton: Did you just say "befriend"? That's what you've been trying to do? You've been trying to befriend me?
- Dr. Harry Wells: Well, yes, through transitive property. I respect West, West respects you, so...
- Cecile Horton: Harry, that was borderline sweet.
- Cecile Horton: I wanted to say thank you.
- Dr. Harry Wells: For what?
- Cecile Horton: The MAD 2.0. It works like a charm. I am rested. If you could just do something about these swollen pregnant ankles of mine...
- Dr. Harry Wells: I think that's a normal thing. Drink lots of water, don't cross your legs when you sit.
- Cecile Horton: Okay.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Okay.
- Cecile Horton: Thank you for the info.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Least I could do after all the...
- [he pantomimes animals growling and throwing things]
- Dr. Harry Wells: Rage. I have a problem with rage. Aparently it tends to pop up when I make mistakes.
- Cecile Horton: Makes it tough to be human.
- Dr. Harry Wells: Well, humans are a tricky species.