- [the Flash's suit inflates into a raft]
- Joe West: What the hell does he need a raft for, Cisco?
- Cisco Ramon: He runs on water. He might lose his speed out there. What's he gonna do then? He might drown.
- Caitlin Snow: You couldn't just put an oxygen tank in the suit?
- Cisco Ramon: That's a good idea.
- Wally West: Cisco, that was very heroic of you to just jump in and protecting Gypsy like that, it's very impressive.
- Cisco Ramon: Dude, I'm protecting you from her. She would've vaporized you guys.
- [Caitlin, Iris and Wally scoff]
- Gypsy: He's not lying.
- [mimes a gun]
- Barry Allen: Look, I don't know, I guess our wires have gotten crossed a few times the last few days, but I think that hardly rises to the level of a crisis. After everything we've been through together, you and me, we're Barry and Iris. we're the Gold standard. I am so in...
- Iris West: Then how could you leave me? You left me, Barry. You just left me. Standing there, alone.
- [getting emotional]
- Iris West: How could you do that?
- Cisco Ramon: One-One-One. That's it. I gotta go.
- [kisses Gypsy and leaves]
- Gypsy: It's like he doesn't know that he's a dead man.
- Barry Allen: I'm just catching up on all the TV I missed while I was stuck in the Speed Force. When you've been gone six months, the world is a minefield of spoilers. But Cisco hooked me up with a 1000-times sped up version of my favorite shows. Aw, Jon Snow died. Oh, he's alive!
- Joe West: You put your voice in Barry's suit?
- Cisco Ramon: Well, it had to be somebody and my voice is soothing.
- Caitlin Snow: How much tech did you put in this suit?
- Cisco Ramon: So much.
- Iris West: You need to throw a lightning bolt.
- The Flash: At what?
- Iris West: Yourself.
- Joe West: You want him to do what?
- Iris West: It might short the suit out, give him back control.
- Cisco Ramon: Or it might set off the self-destruct early.
- Caitlin Snow: Or it might stop his heart.
- Iris West: Barry... Barry, you need to listen to me, okay? We can do this.
- The Flash: Okay. No, I trust you, Iris.
- Iris West: Then run, Barry. Run.
- Captain David Singh: Mr. Allen. Six months and five minutes late.
- Barry Allen: Sorry, Captain Singh. Thank you again for granting me that extended sabbatical. But I'm back, I'm ready to work, and what can I say- it's a beautiful day. Sorry. What are we dealing with?
- Captain David Singh: Well, I hope you had a light breakfast.
- Barry Allen: No, I had a good spread actually. Pancakes, sausage, fruity cereal...
- Cisco Ramon: Excuse me. Coming through. CCPD Tech Consultant. That's right. Look at that badge. That means it's official.
- Captain David Singh: He's aware that badge is plastic, right?
- Joe West: How is it possible that Deacon's a meta if he didn't get his powers from Wells' particle accelerator blowing up?
- Barry Allen: However it happened, we will figure it out, and we will be ready.
- Iris West: After Cisco gets all that tech out of your suit. You don't need fancy gadgets to be the Flash. You are the Flash.
- Barry Allen: No, we are.
- Joe West: Did I miss something?
- Cisco Ramon: Hello, gorgeous. Here on Earth-1, we celebrate 1-1-1 day today, even though I have zero idea what that means, or what any of your Earth's holidays mean. I mean, I literally cannot believe you celebrate a day called St. Shaquille O'Neal's Day.
- Gypsy: You guys have a magical elf flying in a red suit that breaks into your house and eats your cookies.
- Cisco Ramon: Mm, actually he's the boss of the elves, so, like, maybe do your research before. What I do know is how special you are to me, and how sorry I am that I didn't get to spend yesterday with you.
- Gypsy: Well, I guess you were busy catching a deranged killer.
- Cisco Ramon: Baby, we are always catching a deranged killer around here.
- Gypsy: True.
- Cisco Ramon: But I will always make it up to you. I mean that. You just got to let me know when it's this important.
- Gypsy: I will.
- Cisco Ramon: All right, then. You ready to get schmoopy on?
- Gypsy: Mm-hmm.
- Cisco Ramon: 'Cause you know, my schmoopy game is real strong.
- Barry Allen: Whoa. He's... everywhere.
- Joe West: As far as we can tell, it dropped him... a hundred stories?
- Captain David Singh: Were you able to ID the vic?
- Joe West: Yeah. Kurt Weaver. Worth billions, capital "B".
- Captain David Singh: What do you think, Mr. Allen?
- Barry Allen: You see the impacts on the ceiling? And the repeated lateral stress fissures on the frame? This guy didn't just drop, he was... shaken to death.
- Cisco Ramon: [at a bloody crime scene] Oh, good Lord! Why would you show me that?
- Joe West: We think this is because of some weird technical glitch, and you're our weird tech expert.
- Cisco Ramon: This completely ruins sriracha for me.
- The Flash: The suit's still freaking out.
- Iris West: Well, get it off.
- The Flash: [trying to vibrate it off] No, I can't get it off.
- Cisco Ramon: That would be the deadlock function I built in in case he ever got knocked out, so a bad guy wouldn't reveal his identity. It seemed like a smart idea at the time.
- The Flash: What's babble protocol? Why am I ticking?
- Cisco Ramon: It's the self-destruct sequence.
- Joe West: What?
- Caitlin Snow: Self-destruct?
- Cisco Ramon: I'm sorry, have we not faced an evil version of Barry before? My mistake!
- Tim Kwon: And now you know the truth. We stole Kilgore from Ramsey Deacon. He is the real victim.
- Ramsey Deacon: Good. You forgot one thing.
- Tim Kwon: What?
- Ramsey Deacon: You didn't say good-bye to anyone who's gonna miss you. You ever play wishbone, Tim?
- Barry Allen: Iris, it's not like I wanted to leave you. I had to put on a brave face, for everyone. But it was killing me inside. And I think part of why I didn't talk it through with you is I was afraid. I was afraid that you would tell me to stay. And I wouldn't have been strong enough not to.
- Iris West: Barry, how do you know what I'm going to say if you don't ask me? I am here to help you, especially when everything seems lost. But you have to let me.
- Barry Allen: But sometimes it's not about us. Or the team. Sometimes the weight of the whole city falls on my shoulders, and it's up to me to carry it. I'm the Flash.
- Iris West: See, that's what you don't get. When I put this ring on my finger, it wasn't just about you or me anymore. It's about us. You are not the Flash, Barry. We are.
- Cisco Ramon: Sorry I'm late, the curls were not cooperating this morning.
- [notices blood-spattered crime scene]
- Cisco Ramon: Oh good Lord! Why would you show me that?
- Joe West: We think this is because of some weird techincal glitch, and you're our weird tech expert.
- Cisco Ramon: This completely ruined Sriracha for me.
- The Mechanic: Ah, one of my childhood favorites. Schubert's "Unfinished Eighth Symphony".
- The Thinker: Unfinished until now.
- The Mechanic: He didn't.
- The Thinker: It was surprisingly simple to extrapolate the remaining movements once I familiarized myself with the body of his work.
- The Mechanic: All 600 of his works?
- The Thinker: I woke up early this morning.
- [last lines]
- The Thinker: Do you have an update?
- The Mechanic: Subject one has been located.
- [showing him footage of Deacon in his cell]
- The Mechanic: He's safe. Locked up in the metahuman wing of Iron Heights as we speak. He's right where you wanted him. What do we do now?
- The Thinker: Now we find the others.
- Cisco Ramon: Look at the badge that means it's official
- Captain David Singh: He's aware that badge is plastic, right?
- Cisco Ramon: [while analyzing the pieces of Tim Kwon's car that the Flash has dis-assembled to nuts and bolts] Auto-topsy.
- Cisco Ramon: What a cool chick. She took that so well.
- Caitlin Snow: No. No, she didn't. When a girl says she gets it, what she really means is she doesn't get it at all.
- Cisco Ramon: I'm confused.
- Caitlin Snow: Don't be. Very simple. You, my friend, are in so much trouble.