Plot

Larry reaches out to a familiar face, gives a hotel guest sartorial advice, and tries to create a diversion to help a friend's nephew.

Larry, having assumed the alias "Buck Dancer" and wearing a disguise (a wig and a mustache) in public, returns home after living in a hotel due to the fear of the Fatwa. Larry is trying to find a way to apologize to the Ayatollah and to get his life back on track. Jeff says that even the FBI says that nobody is coming for him. Jeff and Leon force Larry to return home. Larry argues with the hotel concierge about their policy regarding using tongs to pick up the free cookies in the lobby. Larry complains that tongs are not used for picking up a cookie. He also says that the so called "fresh" cookies are from a canned tin.

Marty Funkhouser (Bob Einstein) brings his nephew Kenny (Niall Cunningham), an All-American pitcher, to Larry's house and Kenny ends up breaking his elbow (on his pitching arm) when trying to open a pickle jar. This prevents him from masturbating, which causes him to behave very badly from the frustration. Larry suggests they a hire a prostitute for him, Paula (Bianca Kajlich), someone Larry recently met at the hotel, and to whom he gave unexpectedly helpful advice about toning down her attire. Larry had suggested not to dress like a prostitute and suggests that a nice dress will improve her earnings.

Larry realizes that he left his Pajama bottoms at the hotel. Larry is jumpy all the time and asks Leon to arrange security for him. Ted Danson, who has recently divorced his wife Mary Steenburgen, asks for Larry's permission to date Cheryl. Larry says no. Larry says he wants to date Mary. Mary turns Larry down. Ted decides to go ahead with Cheryl regardless. Larry tells Ted that Cheryl does not give BJs. Larry goes back to the hotel to pick up his pajama bottoms, which he left in his room. He again picks a cookie with his hands and again has a huge argument with the hotel concierge and is asked not to return to the hotel.

Leon hires a security guard for Larry, who is scared for his life and can't sleep or be comfortable in his own house. The security guard is a colored person and is high maintenance and gives Larry a list of items for shopping. He needs soft towels, antioxidants, fruit, and so on.

Since Larry is not allowed in the hotel, he asks Leon to create a diversion by trying to open a pickle jar in the lobby. His theory is everyone wants to be a pickle jar hero. As the gambit works, Larry sneaks in and meets Paula and asks her for a favor and have sex with Kenny. In the hotel, Larry finds Cheryl with Ted. Then he also sees Mary going out with a guy just like him, after she had told Larry that he was not her physical type.

Larry gets help from one of his old lovers, Shara (Anne Bedian) (The Palestinian girl from Al Abbas, the chicken place), who puts him in touch with the Consul of Iran, but things go awry. The consul wants a video call. As Paula has sex with Kenny, Larry talks to Marty and finds that Marty has been going out with Cheryl behind his back. Larry takes the video call with the Consul from Marty's house. while having the video call, Kenny comes loudly and the security guard thinks Larry is screaming and pulls Paula off Kenny and she runs around the house in her underwear, for the consul to see. The consul is offended and cuts the call.