A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Carnivorous Carnival: Part 1 (2018)

Usman Ally: Hook-Handed Man

Quotes 

• Hook-Handed Man : Maybe some wine would help us all relax.

  White-Faced Woman #1 : Yes, yes, Olaf. Wine.

  White-Faced Woman #2 : You can get that fruity Merlot from the trunk!

  Count Olaf : Drinking and driving? Are you insane? That's incredibly reckless.

• White-Faced Woman #1 : I get to go first. I'm the oldest.

  White-Faced Woman #2 : I'm older than you.

  Hook-Handed Man : I'm younger, but I have more experience.

  Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender : The concept of "first" seems to problematically be centered around patriarchy.

• Hook-Handed Man : Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of every gender!

• Count Olaf : Look, a sign that we're on the right path. Let's go.

  Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender : Couldn't that be a sign we're on the wrong path?

  Hook-Handed Man : Not a good time.