King: Sir Gallant. I have summoned you here today to ask you to serve our king and country. The dragon that has been wreaking havoc throughout this land must be stopped.
Sir Gallant: Yeah?
King: And you must slay this ferocious beast.
Sir Gallant: Fuck no!
King: What?
Sir Gallant: No way. That's like, crazy shit you're talking right there, king.
King: But, Sir Gallant, the dragon is destroying our land!
Sir Gallant: Yeah. Gee, no shit. I wonder why. Oh, maybe it's because its fucking huge and breathes fire, and shit. Yeah, that might have something to do with it.
King: You must do this, it is your duty!
Sir Gallant: Fuck off! You do it!
King: Well, I can't.
Sir Gallant: Oh, well, then he who lives in a glass house, blah dee blah... You're fucking high if you think I'm in...