A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Austere Academy: Part 2 (2018)
Roger Bart: Vice Principal Nero
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Quotes
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Vice-Principal Nero : I need a few minutes to rosin my bow.
Count Olaf : Don't say that in front of the children.
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Vice-Principal Nero : O.K., everyone, settle down.
Count Olaf : Settle down? Do you hear what Vice Principal Shapiro just said?
Vice-Principal Nero : Nero.
Count Olaf : How often I hear those words come out of people's ears and into my mouth. "Settle," a word which here means, "Settling for less" and, "Down." My personal least favorite direction. Let me tell you a story. Some years ago, a woman came to me. She needed my help. "Coach Genghis," she said to me, "I'm a failure. I have no job. My love life is in the pits. I can't seem to lose these last 20 lbs." I bet that describes just about each and every one of you. Am I right?
Vice-Principal Nero : They're schoolchildren.
Count Olaf : Exactly. And what did I say to her? Do you think I told her to settle down?... I told her to stand up. I told her to actualize and incentivize. I told her to keep her eyes in the clouds and her feet on the stars. Do you know what happened? She died in a mysterious fire.
Vice-Principal Nero : Wait, what?
Count Olaf : Settling down is what losers do.
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Count Olaf : I feel it. Can you feel it, Caligula?
Vice-Principal Nero : Nero.