Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (TV Series)

Cassandra v. Eugene (2017)

Zachary Levi: Eugene

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Quotes 

• Cassandra : Listen, this is all your fault.

  Eugene : Oh please. You know darn well that my only fault is that I have no faults.

• Eugene : [Cassandra is really angry at Eugene for something]  I don't know what you're so upset about. Oh, wait! *Know* was the wrong choice of words. I meant I don't care what you're so upset about.

• Eugene : [Pascal delivers a note to Eugene. He reads it]  A note from Cassandra? If this is another eviction letter, I am going to lose it! She does not have the authority for that, *I checked*!

• Eugene : To be fair, I asked several times if I could use that thing.

  Cassandra : And I said no *every time*!

  Eugene : Which shouldn't matter because we both know I don't listen to you.

• Cassandra : Unbelievable! Did you eat all the cookies?

  Eugene : I'm not a pig, Cassandra, I ate all of *your* cookies. I'm saving mine for later.

  Cassandra : You are nothing but a self-serving, inconsiderate, arrogant free-loader.

  Eugene : [Scoffs]  You know, I could rattle off insulting adjectives describing your personality too, but to do so would imply that you actually *have* a personality and I just wouldn't feel right about doing that!

• Eugene : So, Cass. Let me ask you something. What's your deal?

  Cassandra : What do you mean?

  Eugene : I mean, you know, other than being a venomous cobra woman who has to follow my girlfriend everywhere, I don't know the first thing about you.

  Cassandra : So?

  Eugene : So, as I see it, you always make fun of *my* past, it's only fair I know *something* about yours. Plus we have nothing but time.

  Cassandra : What do you wanna know?

  Eugene : I don't know. What are your hopes, your dreams? Is there a venomous cobra man in your life?

  [laughs] 

  Cassandra : [Also laughing]  Cobra man? No. Besides, I... I don't have time for dreams.

  Eugene : Don't have time for dreams? Honey, you are hanging out with the wrong princess!

• Eugene : [Cassandra finds an old spring in a hole behind a brick on the prison wall]  That's it? That's just a rusty spring!

  Cassandra : [Sarcastically]  And on your first guess, too.

• Cassandra : Oh, here we go again. I can't believe you're gonna lie to my face.

  Eugene : I can't even look at your face!

• Eugene : [to the Stabbington brothers]  Sideburns! Long time no sneer! You look good! The moisture in the dungeon has done wonders for your leathery skin. Did you lose weight? Prison food, am I right?

• Eugene : oh-oh. Cassandra. Let me handle this.

  Additional Voices : Ooh, look at that! Fancy Boots has got something to say!

  Eugene : Name calling? Come on, we're better that that, aren't we? Sure, we could sit here and make fun of each other, tease Cassandra for her chronic joylessness, or me for my uncommonly good looks, or you, for your poor dental hygiene, tragic fashion sense, robust body odor

  [the thug smells his armpits] 

  Eugene : and what are clearly woefully misguided life decision-making skills, but do you *really* wanna go down that road?

  Additional Voices : [Sad and ashamed]  Mmmm, I guess not.

• Eugene : [to Cassandra]  You know, just when I think I start to see a glimmer of a speck of a pin-prick of a soul, you flick your I switch back on.

• Eugene : [the Stabbington have coveres Eugene and Cassandra's heads with sacks, as they are trying to escape prison]  Lets rethink the sack thing, huh? It's wreaking havoc on my hair!