I have no idea what just happened. All I can surmise is that the writers were smoking what the kids in this episode were smoking.
It was a mish mash of incoherent activity, crap jokes devoid of the usual quirkiness that makes Lucifer so awkwardly charming, wood acting, stilted dialogue and ridiculous mischaracterisations of the leads and an unlovably inept actor playing a wooden lieutenant.
Hell, I can:t even write a coherent review about what I just watched because It was like a random collection of disparate scenes thrown together that did more to ruin the coherence of an otherwise reasonable series.