Mom (TV Series)

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Christy : Viceroy Lights was at the meeting tonight.

  [Bonnie gets a look of horror on her face] 

  Wendy : Viceroy Lights?

  Christy : I never knew his name, that was the brand of cigarettes he smoked.

  Bonnie : We're going back there, point him out to me and I'll rip his throat out!

• Bonnie : [comes home and finds the entire living room destroyed and Christy sitting on the floor]  Oh my God, what happened?

  Christy : [voice breaking after she tried to downplay her rape]  I can't find the cricket.

  [Bonnie movies to hug her] 

  Christy : No! Don't touch me!

• Marjorie : [praying]  God, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot

  [Bonnie pounds on her window] 

  Marjorie : GOD!

  [turns around, opens the window] 

  Marjorie : Bonnie? What the hell are you doing?

  Bonnie : I didn't want to have to go through your Armenian bodyguard.

• Wendy : Where am I going to find people to help?

  Bonnie : You're in the ER, Wendy, follow a trail of blood!

  [Wendy starts looking around] 

• Jill : Bonnie, I am in crisis.

  Bonnie : How can you be in crisis when I just talked to you 20 minutes ago?

  Jill : Emily just left for school and she was wearing a necktie.

  Bonnie : So what, you're worried she might be a lesbian?

  Jill : No! I'm worried she has no sense of fashion and that reflects on me.

  Bonnie : Have you seen the way Christy dresses?

  Jill : Yes, and I judge you for it!

• Bonnie : [on the phone]  Mary I'm confused, your sister is your mother and your brother is your uncle?... Oh, he's just your brother... and *which* one of them needs the kidney?

• Bonnie : Mary, I know it looks like I'm checking my email, but I'm listening, so continue.

  Mary : Okay... well, my sister, that is, I call her my sister, but she's my mother...

  Bonnie : [looks up]  Okay, now I'm *really* listening.