- Cindy Pryde: I know I'm a cheerleader and homecoming queen and like, friends with jocks and stuff. But I'm really interested in uh... sky-ince?
- Mr. Desk: Okay, class. It's time to announce the partners for next month's science fair, as selected by my own CPU. Let's start with our wildly popular new super nerd, the Stump.
- [Students cheer]
- Mr. Desk: And the Stump's partner is...
- [Quincy uses the scrambler on Mr. Desk, which makes him have a different voice and green light]
- Mr. Desk: Cindy Pryde!
- Quincy Simpleton: So, Stump. You think you can take my place as the biggest geek in school? Think again!
- [laughs evilly until lights turn on]
- Lyle Munchak: Come on, Quincy. It's time for class.
- Quincy Simpleton: Thanks... buddy.
- Lyle Munchak: Cindy? Look, Cindy. Maybe, we shouldn't be partners.
- Cindy Pryde: [In tears] I knew it! I knew I have nothing in common with the biggest dweeb in school! I'm such a loser!
- Lyle Munchak: No, wait, Cindy. I know how you feel.
- Cindy Pryde: [Lightens her mood] You do?
- Lyle Munchak: Sure. Come on, let's work together. I bet you know more about science than you think.
- Derk the Jerk: This is for our project, right?
- Bernice Plutz: Oh, yeah.
- Derk the Jerk: Cool.
- Student: Hey, Derk! Catch!
- Bernice Plutz: This stinks! Worse than this lunar noodle casserole! First, Lyle gets Cindy, and I get football captain Derk the Jerk!
- Student: [to Derk] Hey, Derk! Heads up!
- Bernice Plutz: What gives?
- Quincy Simpleton: Gosh, Bernice. I don't know.
- [laughs to himself]
- Lyle Munchak: Guys, what do I do? I've never talked to a... pretty girl before.
- Bernice Plutz: Hello, Romeo? Your rep's going to be trash if you attend the science fair with the school's number one cheer-loser!