DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

No Country for Old Dads (2018)

Chris Carson: Alan

Quotes 

• Ray Palmer : Hi, Alan. Sorry, Alan.

  Alan : What the hell, Ray? You quit. There's no takebacks in Upswipz.

  Damien Darhk : Oh! You're the "up and down" guy. Me, I prefer side to side.

  Alan : [with his powers, Damien throws him around the room]  Our focus groups found up and down was more intuitive.

  [Damien throws him back and forth between the ceiling and the floor] 

  Alan : Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!

  Damien Darhk : You know, he might be right.

  Alan : We think it shifts the paradigm.

  Nora Darhk : [to Ray]  You have your lab. Now get to work, nerd.

• Damien Darhk : Sweetie, you think it's too early for me to, you know... get back out there? I mean, how long should I mourn your mother?

  Nora Darhk : It's been 23 years on my end, dad. I say go for it.

  Damien Darhk : Thank you. Trouble is I haven't had a single match yet. I think the thing is broken.

  Alan : If I may... you might have more luck if you tak about your hobbies.

  Damien Darhk : I just said that I enjoy destroying the world to re-make it in my image. Oh! I like trying new restaurants.

  Alan : Also, your profile says you're 199 years old.

  Damien Darhk : Yeah, it... it wouldn't go any higher. Can you fix that?

  Alan : Well, everyone lies about their age, brah.