Anatomy of a Breakup (2017)

Seth Russell: The Drak

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• The Drak : What, and money's the only matter that matters? C'mon, Goldman, what the hell is the matter with you?

• The Drak : Well color me controversial, but I'd venture to say that a self-induced lobotomy is a rather harsh way to treat a case of simple heartbreak.

• The Drak : Hold tight, captain. Lemme grab you a Yuengling.

• Cam Holland : That's what's passing through the grapevine?

  The Drak : Freeway of the plant kingdom, my friend.

• AJ Fitzpatrick : Fuck you, you hear me?

  The Drak : Fuck me, I hear you.

• The Drak : Fine, start'cha off with one Yuengling...

  AJ Fitzpatrick : No!

  The Drak : No what?

  AJ Fitzpatrick : No Yuenglings!

  The Drak : No Yuenglings, thank you.

  AJ Fitzpatrick : No Yuenglings, thank you.

  The Drak : Unhappiness on your part does not constitute an immunity to disrespect on my part. You got that?

• The Drak : Every word, every look, every disagreement, every miscommunication, can all be condensed into that one line. You know why she said that, you know more than she knows. Until then, relax... grab yourself a Yuengling!

  AJ Fitzpatrick : I said no...

  The Drak : No what?

• The Drak : Hold tight, there, captain. Lemme grab you a Yuengling.

• The Drak : It's philanthropy, really. It's socialism, it's communism... you're spreadin' the wealth!

  AJ Fitzpatrick : I wouldn't put it that way...

  The Drak : I'm puttin' it the way it is!

• The Drak : Suppose you tried to persuade Ashton Kay to get back together with you, either she's smart, secure and sensible or she winds up gettin' right back into it. And lemme tell you somethin' about second relationships, there, Fitzy: it's no longer like reading a good novel, it's no longer like reading a mediocre novel. It's like reading the Spark Notes. It's abridged, it's superficial, it's conducive to cheating, and worst part of it all? You already know the ending.