Henry Danger (TV Series)
Budget Cuts (2018)
Jace Norman: Henry Hart, Kid Danger
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Quotes
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Kid Danger : Your paperweight failed.
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Captain Man : [fed up with the budget cuts] That's it! That does it!
Kid Danger : What does what?
Captain Man : We're not takin' this anymore! We're gonna go downtown, we're gonna march right into the Vice Major's office...
Kid Danger : Yeah.
Captain Man : ...and tell him that he better give us our FULL BUDGET back, or else... or else...
Kid Danger : We're gonna put an alligator down his pants!
Captain Man : We're gonna put an alligator down his...! What?
Kid Danger : I dunno, man. I'm sorry. I'm just... It's hot. It's hot in here. Just put the alligator down. Let's go.
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Captain Man : So, Vice Major, what did you wanna talk to us about?
Vice Mayor Willard : Uh, well, uh, in a word: budget cuts.
Henry Hart : That... that's two words.
Vice Mayor Willard : You see, boys, the City of Swellview is low on money.
Henry Hart : What? Why would Swellview be low on money?
Vice Mayor Willard : Two words: our new high-speed railroad.
Henry Hart : [whispering aside to Captain Man] He is terrible at counting words.
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Ray Manchester : [among the budget cuts] Going to the bathroom here will no longer be free.
Jasper Dunlop : No way!
Charlotte Page : What?
Henry Hart : Isn't that illegal?
Charlotte Page : You're gonna charge us to pee?
Ray Manchester : Well, yeah! Stuff like water and toilet paper and cheese costs money.
Henry Hart : Okay, who eats cheese in the bathroom?
Ray Manchester : That's what *I* wanna know.
[all eyes turn upon Jasper]
Jasper Dunlop : Oh, I'm "weird" 'cause I like eating cheese in the bathroom?
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Kid Danger : Char... what's goin' on? What's wrong?
Charlotte Page : [lying in pain] I ate bad meat... from the auto-snacker.
Kid Danger : W... why did the auto-snacker have bad meat?
Jasper Dunlop : 'Cause Ray told me to stock it with cheapest meat I could find.
Kid Danger : So, what kind did you buy?
Jasper Dunlop : Expired.