- Jasper Dunlop: [as Henry sips his drink] Hi ya, Henry!
- Henry Hart: [spit take] Duh... Dude, what the...? How did you enter my house, and why would you do that?
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, I waited until your parents were gone, then I crawled through your window and waited until your mouth was full of liquid.
- Henry Hart: Hey, normal guys don't do those things.
- Jasper Dunlop: Ah, true dat!
- Henry Hart: Wait, you charge me $3000 and then fix it in five seconds?
- Mr. Curtis: Rubber duck.
- [laughs]
- Jake Hart: This is my vintage remote control sports car from the late nineteen hundreds.
- Henry Hart: [unimpressed] Wow.
- Jake Hart: This is not a toy.
- Henry Hart: That is literally a toy.
- Jasper Dunlop: Your parents are in Toronto. All right, that's practically another country.
- Henry Hart: Yeah?
- Jasper Dunlop: Sometimes ya just gotta say -- rubber duck.
- Henry Hart: Mom and Dad, why you back so early?
- Jake Hart: I don't wanna talk about it.
- Kris Hart: Just don't smell your father's arm.
- Henry Hart: That's a deal.
- [last lines]
- Kris Hart: There's a problem.
- Henry Hart: Problem?
- Kris Hart: With my egg.
- Henry Hart: What... wh-whadda you mean?
- Kris Hart: It's cracked. My egg is cracked.
- Henry Hart: Oh. Well. I mean... I mean you can still eat it, right?
- Kris Hart: No, Henry. I can't "still eat it." I'm way upset with you.
- [hands Henry the egg and walks away coldly]
- Henry Hart: [examines the egg, then chucks it] Rubber duck!