- Hawkman: Wonder Woman, are you okay?
- Wonder Woman: Hardly! I'm caught in my own lasso, I didn't get any cannoli for dessert, and I *still* haven't gotten that kiss!
- Hawkman: [Long pause] I must've been hit harder than I thought.
- [Superman pierces Repulse's bubble and discovers the supervillain was Lex Luthor in disguise]
- Superman: Luthor, you should have used the name "Repulsive" instead.
- Lex Luthor: Oh hilarious, Man of Steel. You should have been the Man of Stand-up instead - but we'll see who gets the last laugh.
- [first lines]
- [as Clark and Diana, Superman and Wonder Woman are on a date in a nice restaurant]
- Clark Kent: Mmm. That garlic risotto was amazing.
- Diana Prince: I told you, it's the best place in town. This is so nice. I haven't been out on a date in ages.
- Clark Kent: So, what about Steve Trevor?
- Diana Prince: Oh, I think that's going nowhere. He's got a crush on Wonder Woman. Of course. But, as Diana Prince, I'm invisible as my jet.
- Clark Kent: Tell me about it. Lois just looks right through me. You'd think she was the one with x-ray vision.
- Diana Prince: It's nice to have someone who likes you for being you.
- [as Clark and Diana lean forward to kiss, sirens start to wail in the distance]
- Clark Kent: There's trouble.
- [as Clark dashes from the restaurant, Diana sighs wistfully]
- [last lines]
- Wonder Woman: The black hole collapsed on itself, Lex Luthor is back in prison and we still have time for dessert.
- Superman: I heard they make an amazing cannoli.
- Wonder Woman: That's not the dessert I was referring to.
- Superman: Oh.
- [Wonder Woman and Superman lean together to kiss, then the Amazon suddenly pulls back]
- Superman: What? Hawkman scanned me. The nanobots should be gone, but I...
- Wonder Woman: Nope. It's not that. You really shouldn't have ordered the garlic risotto.
- [Luthor has just been carted off in a paddy wagon]
- Wonder Woman: Superman saves the day again.
- Superman: You never need saving and today was a team effort.
- Wonder Woman: You did take one for the team by jumping in the sewer. You're a super gentleman.
- [Wonder Woman leans in to kiss Superman]
- Hawkman: Ugh. Super PDA is the worst.
- [Superman rescues Luthor from falling into a black hole]
- Lex Luthor: I don't believe it. I'm looking at the center of a black hole.
- Superman: Enjoy the view. It's not on my bucket list.
- [Hawkman, Superman and Wonder Woman confront Repulse]
- Repulse: Oh, joy. The spandex patrol is here.
- Wonder Woman: What's the meaning of this, Staticman?
- Repulse: I think you're mixing me up with someone else. You can call me Repulse.
- Superman: Due to your winning personaltiy, no doubt.