- [Tin Man has converted the superheroes into game characters]
- Toyman: Shall we play?
- Cyborg: Okay, first we have to...
- Toyman: Dibs on Superman!
- Automated Game Voice: Superman!
- Cyborg: Hey, nof fair! Fine, I'll go with...
- [Toyman punches a button on Cyborg's console]
- Automated Game Voice: Batman!
- Cyborg: Oh, come on! Batman doesn't have any powers!
- [Batman's eyes narrow]
- Cyborg: Not that he needs any.
- [first lines]
- Superman: This is crazy!
- Wonder Woman: No kidding. When we heard there was a break-in at the Watchtower, who inspected the invaders to be toys.
- Batman: Their weapons are real enough.
- Superman: Who's supposed to be on watch?
- [cut to Cyborg playing a video game]
- [after dispatching hundreds of attacking toys]
- Batman: You play rough.
- Wonder Woman: We didn't have toys when I was a child, but there was a Cyclops...