Family Guy (TV Series)
Gronkowsbees (2017)
Lucas Grabeel: Eighth Grader
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : [learning Stewie is raising bees to harvest honey] Mm, well, I gotta say, you're good at it. You know, you could probably sell this stuff.
Stewie Griffin : Really? You think it's that good?
Brian Griffin : Yeah, plus it's local, it's straight from the hive. People at farmer's markets would go nuts for this. You know, you could probably charge, like, 20, 30 dollars a jar.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, now I'm excited about this, Brian. I feel like an eighth-grader who just had sex.
Eighth Grader : [cut to a middle school bathroom] So, you go all the way?
Eighth Grader : Oh, yeah.
Eighth Grader : I'm gonna need some proof.
Eighth Grader : Hmm, how can I prove it?
[taking out a pair of briefs]
Eighth Grader : Maybe with Father O'Leary's briefs!
Eighth Grader : Oh!
Eighth Grader : The king.
Father O'Leary : [sitting on a toilet in a stall, crying] He said he loved me.