Family Guy (TV Series)

Gronkowsbees (2017)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : That was Bonnie. She said they already sold the house behind us. Poor Mr. Seigel.

  [hearing loud party music] 

  Lois Griffin : What the hell is that?

  [looking out the front window] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh, God, please don't let that be our new neighbors.

  Peter Griffin : What is it?

  Lois Griffin : Some kind of crazy van with the number 87 on the side.

  Peter Griffin : [connecting the dots]  87? That's not a van, Lois, that's a party bus. Rob Gronkowski's party bus!

  Meg Griffin : Who's that?

  Peter Griffin : Only the star tight end of the New England Patriots and America's most athletic Polish.

  [running outside to meet the guys] 

  Peter Griffin : Did you guys see?

  Glenn Quagmire : [naked, mid-sex, with a woman in her underwear wrapped around him]  Oh, my God, that was Rob Gronkowski!

• Tom Tucker : Coming up, yesterday's brisket.

  [he belches] 

  Tom Tucker : But first, breaking news: Rob Gronkowski has been suspended from the Patriots following a failed drug test that showed evidence of steroids in his system. The star athlete claims he has no idea how the banned substance got into his body.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, no way!

  Meg Griffin : That's terrible.

  Tom Tucker : When pressed for further comment, Mr. Gronkowski said simply, "Grover, go long."

  Peter Griffin : Uh-oh.

  [Gronk's party bus crashes through the ceiling and crushes the Griffins]