Uno: The Movie (2016 Video)
Jack Pattillo: Ryan
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Quotes
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BM Vagabond : I just want to go home.
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Gavin Free : And audience, if you're still with us...
BM Vagabond : Are you fucking kidding me?
Gavin Free : All the way from the beginning...
DGgeoff : *exasperated sigh*
Gavin Free : I'm very sorry...
DGgeoff : Mood has shifted.
Gavin Free : We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.
Lil' J : Yep...
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BM Vagabond : This is Titanic.
Gavin Free : Well, Titanic is like 3 hours long, Jack.
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DGgeoff : [Throws down yellow Draw 2]
Gavin Free : AHH! Oh, it's okay.
[Throws down yellow Draw 2]
Lil' J : AHHHH! It's okay.
[Throws down red Draw 2]
BM Vagabond : AHHHHHH! Fuck!
[draws 6 cards]
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Lil' J : Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.
BM Vagabond : God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.
Lil' J : Sure did.
BM Vagabond : Fuck!
Gavin Free : Oh No!
BM Vagabond : Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!
Gavin Free : WHAT THE PAP~!
BM Vagabond : Just handed Geoff a solid hand...
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Gavin Free : Hey Jeremy!
Lil' J : Yo.
Gavin Free : You're a bitch.
[Throws down green Skip card]
Lil' J : Thanks, pal.
BM Vagabond : Ooh, get fucked!
Lil' J : I'm gonna come at ya hard.
DGgeoff : Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"
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BM Vagabond : Oh, Jeremy can do some dirty work right now.
Lil' J : Yup. There's some fuckery going on.
BM Vagabond : Yeah there is.
Lil' J : There is a wee bit o' fuckery
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BM Vagabond : Everyone plays, no one quits.