The Magicians (TV Series)
The Rattening (2017)
Arjun Gupta: William 'Penny' Adiyodi
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Quotes
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : It's dangerous.
Sylvia : You know what's safe? Nothing. You're not responsible for me, okay? Free will, I exercise that shit.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I'm gonna hate this.
Sylvia : You hate everything. That's why I like you.
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The Librarian : You're making progress.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Am I? Nothing's happening.
The Librarian : It's an exceedingly difficult way to do magic. Trying to isolate muscles not generally associated with-...
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Call it what it is. Sphincter magic. Gets me there, no shame.
The Librarian : And if it doesn't, we all need a healthy pelvic floor.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Oh my god. You're like that whiny little kid in The Sopranos. Willow.
Sylvia : Jesus Christ, you are lame.
[rolls eyes]
Sylvia : Please. And her name was Meadow.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You know, I never got your name.
The Librarian : You may call me Head Librarian.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [Chuckles] And, uh what do I get to call you outside of work?
The Librarian : I see what you're getting at. But interoffice courtship is expressly prohibited. I'm flattered, but rules are rule.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Are they? Always?
The Librarian : Penny, please don't take it personally, but you're not my type. You're a touch emotionally insecure for which you compensate heavily with boisterousness and foul language.
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Sylvia : You trying to fuck that librarian?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : No!
Sylvia : I saw you. You want to fuck her. You want to lick her butthole, huh?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Whoa, Jesus, no!
Sylvia : Then why are you scamming her so hard that I nearly blew you?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I just need her name, okay?
Sylvia : Oh, why didn't you ask? Here.
[Shows him her lunch-bag]
Sylvia : The "S" stands for Shot, or maybe it's Schiff. Let me know if you find anything gross in her book. I have a feeling she's a total freak in the sack.
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Sylvia : Is this all you guys do? Talk about your fee-fees? I was kind of hoping you'd get to fucking.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : How did you-...
Sylvia : Oh, hopped into your mind when you hopped into hers. It's a little trick my dad's friends taught me.
Kady Orloff-Diaz : Your dad's friends are perverts?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Thugs. Magic mobsters.
Sylvia : No, they're not. Jesus.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Which is why I'm leaving. So's Willow.
Sylvia : Meadow, doofus.