The Magicians (TV Series)
Ramifications (2017)
Trevor Einhorn: Josh Hoberman
Quotes
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Margo Hanson : Listen, dipshit, you have to find Rafe, the squirrely little prick who works for the sloth. He got me here. He can get me back.
Josh Hoberman : You could say "please".
Margo Hanson : No, I literally could not. I'm going to go find Fen. You find a goddamn way to get me back.
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Tick Pickwick : Both the high king and queen have vanished leaving you the only Child of Earth in Fillory.
Josh Hoberman : Oh, my God. They were my ride home!
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Tick Pickwick : On to business, then. Half the court are still rats. The talking beavers are in revolt. They're demanding dental coverage.
Benedict Pickwick : And the Measly Mountains, they've disappeared. Completely just - -
[Josh moves to sit in the throne]
Rafe : Stop! The thrones are cursed.
Josh Hoberman : Okay, is anything not fucked?
Tick Pickwick : Your High Kingliness, perhaps this is all too much for you.
Josh Hoberman : There was a great king on Earth who had a philosophy: "Hakuna matata". Roughly translated, it means, "no worries". That's my philosophy too. Who gives a shit about a few Measly Mountains?
Benedict Pickwick : But-...
Josh Hoberman : Erase them. Bring in the talking rats to translate for the rat people, and we are giving all those beavers braces because they deserve it. Say it, Tick.
Tick Pickwick : Hakuna matata.
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Margo Hanson : Why the fuck are you taking a nap instead of looking for me?
Josh Hoberman : Margo? I thought you were banished.
Margo Hanson : No, dumbass, I'm stuck in the Fairy Realm. How can I see you?
Josh Hoberman : [Looks at his bong] Oh, shit, she must've mixed in the wrong strain. We wanted "bang like happy pandas", not "see other worlds". Never let an amateur pack your bong.
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Josh Hoberman : [after Ess attacks the castle] Hakuna Matata has failed me.