When someone decides they're a screenwriter....
When someone decides theyr'e an actor...
When someone decides they're a director...
With absolutely no training, talent, experience, or knowledge of film-making, this is what you get.
At the 20:00 minute mark, I put the player on 1.5X speed and I still couldn't make it to the half hour mark.
Completely ridiculous on every level.
I wish I could have hung on long enough to see Andy Dick make a fool of himself, but good taste and the fear of vomiting ended up making me leave before he made his appearance.
Even for bad films, this was the horrendously worst.