- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quote] "God sometimes takes us into troubled waters, not to drown us, but to cleanse us" - unknown
- Luke Alvez: Personally, I'd be happy not to be the new guy anymore. Whoever comes in, gets that title and Garcia can stop calling me Newbie
- Jennifer Jareau: [smiling] Oh, no, see she's a creature of habit. I think you're stuck with that one, newbie
- Penelope Garcia: Does anyone know when agent fill-the-blank start? Because I cannot begin my detailed, rumor-based background check without a name
- Luke Alvez: You couldn't find anything out with all your superpowers?
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, haha, newby! It's not like I haven't tried. I checked with all the mes in other units to see if any of their agents are transferring over. Nobody knows diddley-squat
- Penelope Garcia: So, whoever this well-qualified mystery person is, I say, once they join, we change our name from The Magnificent Seven to The Awesome Eight, huh? It's perfect
- Jennifer Jareau, Dr. Spencer Reid, Luke Alvez: [in doubt] Eh, no... maybe, no
- Penelope Garcia: I am declaring dictatorship! You guys don't get a vote,
- [to Luke]
- Penelope Garcia: especially you, newbie
- Penelope Garcia: I matched a 911-call that mentioned a very distinctive and eponymous tattoo on her décolletage, that means she had a tattoo of cherries on her...
- David Rossi: Yeah, we got it
- Emily Prentiss: Garcia, are you there?
- Penelope Garcia: Yes, on every level of consciousness. How may I serve?
- Captain Ferreri: Well, it turns out that friend of Cherry Rollins doesn't want to come in to talk
- David Rossi: Probably allergic to police stations
- Emily Prentiss: What type of person is she?
- Lori Johnson: Thank you! Most people, they don't see us as people. They think what we do is who we are, like I planned to do this for a living. No way. Me and Cherry had plans