- Randall Pearson: You know, back there with those people, it's the first time in 36 years you've said the words, "He's my brother".
- 15 Year Old Kevin: Mom!
- Rebecca Pearson: What?
- 15 Year Old Kevin: I can't turn the washing machine off. I think it's possessed.
- Rebecca Pearson: You're getting home later and later... The drinking has to stop... I won't have it in my house... Be a man. Fix it.