Blackcatloner (TV Series)

Goodwill Hunting (2016)

Tim Haines: Blackcatloner

Quotes 

• Blackcatloner : [Opening lines]  Hmmm... According to this meme here it says "If you look in a mirror and say "Pumpkin spice latte" three times, a white suburban girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you everything she loves about fall." I'm assuming that by white suburban girl in yoga pants you mean a *hot* white suburban girl will be coming up to me and asking me about fall? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to test that theory out.

  [In front of a mirror] 

  Blackcatloner : Pumpkin spice latte. Pumpkin spice latte. Pumpkin spice latte.

  [Looks both ways. Sighs] 

  Blackcatloner : Oh, man! I guess I'm not fortunate enough to have a hot white suburban girl come up to me and tell me what she loves about fall. These memes don't work at all. What the fuck?