Himself - Host: And finally, new rule: before leaving this election behind, we must all thank Donald Trump for the one good thing he did. He exposed evangelicals, who are big Trump supporters, as the shameless hypocrites they've always been.
[cheers and applause]
Himself - Host: Yeah. I don't know if you noticed, but Republicans didn't get to play the Jesus card this time around, because it's hard to bring up the Ten Commandments when your candidate spent his life breaking all of them.
[laughter and applause]
Himself - Host: Trump's commandments are like the regular commandments with "LOL" at the end.
[laughter]
Himself - Host: Adultery?
[pictures of Trump and his wives are shown]
Himself - Host: Check. Cursing?
[footage of Trump at a rally saying "listen, you motherfuckers"]
Himself - Host: Check. Stealing?
[a picture of Trump in front of a Trump University banner is shown]
Himself - Host: Check. Bearing false witness?
[footage of Trump at the debate denying he made fun of a handicapped reporter]
Himself - Host: Check. False idols?
[a picture of Vladimir Putin is shown]
Himself - Host: Oh, yeah. He is the world's least godly man. Jesus saw the good in whores and lepers, but if he met Donald Trump, he'd go "Sorry, man. That's a pre-existing condition."