The Magicians (TV Series)
Divine Elimination (2017)
Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh
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Quotes
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Eliot Waugh : Jesus. Alice has gone full Harry Potter part seven/eight over there.
Margo Hanson : God, I hope we're winning.
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Eliot Waugh : The spell that won World War II is called the Rhinemann Ultra? Sounds like a not-so-great beer.
Quentin Coldwater : Fine, it's a beer, but it's a beer that we can use to kill The Beast.
Eliot Waugh : Meanwhile, Penny comes back with cool circa-1985 wrist chains.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Yeah, super cool how they keep me from killing myself.
Eliot Waugh : And then Dean Fogg gives you all matching tramp stamps?
Alice Quinn : I thought tramp stamps were supposed to be on our lower back?
Eliot Waugh : God, I feel like I missed out on some crazy party you'll be talking about for the rest of your lives.
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Eliot Waugh : Don't think I don't see how this works. You disappear. You come back. Matching tattoos, and now you're three against one. I know exactly what you're planning.
Margo Hanson : El...
[Moves toward him]
Eliot Waugh : Don't touch me.
Margo Hanson : Sweetie? You kind of sound insane.
Eliot Waugh : Do I? Because I promise you I will not go down easily.
[Dramatically]
Eliot Waugh : Oo-surpers.
[Turns to leave, turns back]
Eliot Waugh : Usurpers. Whichever way you're supposed to pronounce it.
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Alice Quinn : It's time. Don't know how long I'll have to cast the Rhinemann. Ugh. Eliot's right. It's a stupid name.
Eliot Waugh : And I wish I had a beer.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Wait, is this really the most important thing we could be doing right now? I mean, The Beast is still out there waiting for us.
Eliot Waugh : The Beast can wait for five minutes. You are all Kings and Queens of Fillory. Well, almost all of you.
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Margo Hanson : If those horses get us there before The Beast, I'll gladly fuck them both.
Eliot Waugh : Hey. Shh. Careful. Volume. I think those are talking horses.
Margo Hanson : [Looks at them] Offer stands.
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Margo Hanson : Guess we're gonna die.
Eliot Waugh : To our pretty corpses.
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Eliot Waugh : Benedict, right? I need your help. What do you do here again?
Benedict Pickwick : Royal mapmaker, sire. Is your problem cartographical in nature?
Eliot Waugh : Not really. What I need, Benedict, is a dagger. A stiletto, really. Something I can sneak up and stab someone with. But regal.
Benedict Pickwick : I make maps, Your Majesty.
Eliot Waugh : Well, surely, someone has snuck into your office and dramatically stabbed a knife into a map to make a point, no?
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Bad news you're cursed. Good news I think there's a way out.
Eliot Waugh : Does it involve your beheading? 'Cause that's the ending I'm voting for right now.
Margo Hanson : I second that. My ass still hurts.
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Eliot Waugh : Use a first year spell to stop the Beast? That sounds like suicide.
Margo Hanson : Which I've already tried today, and, no thank you.