Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Full Bush, Half Snickers (2017)

Taylor Schilling: Piper Chapman

Quotes 

• Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson : I told you. You a full-blown Slytherin. And I'm a lion-hearted Gryffindor, with the intelligence of a Ravenclaw.

  Piper Chapman : But how does it even know this? I lied for every answer.

  Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson : They ain't all bad. Snape was a Slytherin. Turned out he had that selfless love.

  Piper Chapman : I did have a snake once. A Burmese python named Krueger. Technically, it was Cal's, but Krueger liked me best.

  Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson : Did you ever talk to it?

  Piper Chapman : Mm-hmm. When I was feeding him. Epic conversations. Mostly about the merits of frozen versus fresh mice, and why Mike Powell never loved me back.

  Alison Abdullah : You cold-blooded for sure.

  Piper Chapman : Nobody asked you, Hufflepuff.

• Alex Vause : I'm glad you're enjoying yourself now because it'll be *less* fun when people start getting killed.

  Piper Chapman : You mean more people?