- Henry Mills: Just let me take out the trash.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Well, that's a good idea. Actually, you can start with this junk food you call breakfast. You're not really gonna eat this rubbish, are you?
- [throws it in the bin]
- Henry Mills: My Pop Tarts!
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Hurry back, and I'll make us a pirate's breakfast of grapefruit and boiled mackerel. There'll be no scurvy here today.
- Regina Mills: Come out. We need to have a little chat.
- Evil Queen: Or what? You'll huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow the house down?
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: We've gotten out of tougher scrapes than this. Remember the Walking Prisoner gag?
- Henry Mills: Wookiee. *Wookiee* Prisoner gag.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: W-Wookiee? What's a Wookiee? It doesn't make any sense.
- Henry Mills: It's from... Never mind. And that doesn't count. Alternate universe.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: What made you come back?
- Henry Mills: You said you couldn't ruin one more family. Neither could I.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Are you saying that you think of me as part of...
- Henry Mills: Don't push it.
- Emma Swan: You were up awfully early this morning. What were you doing out in the garage?
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: Uh... I was just doing a little gardening.
- Emma Swan: Really? I had no idea you had a... green hook.