Steven Universe (TV Series)

The Trial (2017)

Amy Sedaris: Defense Zircon, Prosecuting Zircon

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Quotes 

• Yellow Pearl : State your name for the record, please.

  Steven Universe : I, um... I am Rose Quartz. And... I'm guilty.

  [Yellow Diamond looks surprised. Blue Diamond narrows her eyes in suspicion] 

  Blue Zircon : [as Green Zircon snickers in the foreground]  Wait! No, don't say that!

  Steven Universe : Everything you guys said I did, I did. And I did it by myself. I'm sorry. I'll accept any punishment you wanna give me. Just let him go

  [He points to Lars] 

  Steven Universe : And leave the Earth alone.

  Yellow Diamond : Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to me.

  Blue Diamond : [to Steven]  How?

  [She leans in towards Steven] 

  Blue Diamond : How did you do it?

  Steven Universe : H-huh?

  Blue Diamond : How did you shatter Pink Diamond?

  Steven Universe : Um... well... I-I did it on Earth, in front of Pink Diamond's palanquin. I was probably like, "Stop!", and she was all like, "No!", so, we fought. I think.

  [Meanwhile Blue Zircon is slamming her head against the column in embarrassment] 

  Steven Universe : And, she probably did some cool moves and, I probably did some cool stuff too, s-some jump kicks and stuff, but, I was most likely deeply conflicted about deciding to shatter her. Definitely crying. I probably had to use the Breaking Point to do it.

  Blue Diamond : [furiously]  It was a sword!

• Blue Zircon : Happy!