Inspired by the National Debt Clock, the comedy segment is Johnny telling members of the audience what their share of the national debt ($12,000 per person) has been spent on. Judge Reinhold talks about growing his mustache to look more mature, and doing his first semi-nude scene in a film he produced. He then talks about being newly single, and Johnny suggests some ways to meet women. Then he discusses his film "Daddy's Dying...Who's Got the Will?", and a clip is shown. Rondell Sheridan does a stand-up comedy routine. Rita Rudner talks about the irritations of moving to a new home, and nuisances with various contractors. Finally, Johnny shows the audition tape of Axl the Parakeet, a bird that did various tricks and was booked for the show, but sadly died at his hotel the night before his scheduled appearance.
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