- Eric André: You on MTV Sports? Dude, I went to the aquarium one time. I saw an octopus, picked it up, put it on my D. That thing was straight working it, twerking it, squirting it. Bused like two bags of milk in that octopus, dude. I was like, enlightened for a week, bro, just blessing people like I'm L.R.H. at the Scientology center.
- Hannibal Buress: You wanna hear my Drake impersonation?
- Stacey Dash - Guest: Okay...
- Hannibal Buress: I went to Toronto, I went to Atlanta. I used to drink Pepsi, but now I like Fanta.