The Good Place (TV Series)
What's My Motivation (2017)
Ted Danson: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael : I just want to make sure I have this right. Um, Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason Mendoza : I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
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Michael : You two are married?
Jason Mendoza : Hells yeah, homie. We love each other.
[Emotional]
Jason Mendoza : She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Janet : And Jason is a person who was near me, and then he asked me to marry him, and there is nothing in my protocol that specifically barred that from happening. So I agreed.
Jason Mendoza : Love you too, babe.
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Michael : Now I'm about to show you some very sensitive information. The final point totals each of you achieved for your actions on earth.
[Drags his fingers through the air to produce the numbers on a virtual screen]
Chidi Anagonye : Wow, your point total was crazy high, Eleanor!
Eleanor Shellstrop : [Giggles] Sorry - Crazy High Eleanor was my nickname in college.