Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Robert Pattinson | ... | Samuel Alabaster | |
Mia Wasikowska | ... | Penelope | |
David Zellner | ... | Parson Henry | |
Nathan Zellner | ... | Rufus Cornell | |
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Joseph Billingiere | ... | Zachariah Running Bear |
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Morgan Lund | ... | Bar Creep |
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Ray Kelleher | ... | Barkeep |
David Wingo | ... | Barrel of Laughs | |
Russell Mael | ... | Prairie Crooner | |
Gary Brookins | ... | Sheriff | |
Gabe Casdorph | ... | Anton Cornell | |
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Landon Weeks | ... | Piano Player |
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Larry Zeng | ... | Scalped Traveler |
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Sabrina Chappuis | ... | Angry Traveler |
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Palmer Scott | ... | Barber |
As Samuel Alabaster (Robert Pattinson) travels across the American Frontier, on a journey to marry the love he has always looked for, Penelope (Mia Wasikowski), life becomes more and more dangerous. Accompanied by his miniature horse, Butterscotch, and drunkard companion, Parson Henry (David Zellner), the lines between hero, villain and damsel in distress become more and more blurred in this comic reinvention of the classic western movie. Written by DeAlan Wilson www.ComedyE.com
This film should have been a short film and it may have been good... but it felt drawn out to its full film length .... at first the dialogue was interesting and whimsical but then became pretentious and obvious .... there were parts when the actors seemed in character with a western accent and ye olde vocabulary and there were others where they seemed to make no effort at all just throwing out modern slang and slander like dropping f bombs... it just threw you out of the movie. The twist I could see a mile off..... however all the actors felt like they just came "on set" clothing looking fresh. Some of the dialogue between the characters goes no where.... which is you feel at the end of the film .... just gone none where.