- Hank Griffin: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or eat will be used against you in the court of law.
- Monroe: Three eyes and three arms? You sure it wasn't a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?
- Hank Griffin: There's a lot more unsolved cases involving abducted newborns.
- Nick Burkhardt: El Cuegle has to be responsible for some of those.
- Hank Griffin: Well, how many babies can one guy eat?
- Hank Griffin: Is that a real question or a riddle?
- Employee: You can see how freaked I was. If that was a mask, it looked way real. I mean, I hope he wasn't a disabled person or something. I mean, that wouldn't really explain the third eye, but maybe he was disfigured in a nuclear accident somewhere.