- Lord Starchbottom: I'm losing my mind!
- Pomp, Circumstance: LORD STARCHBOTTOM IS LOSING HIS MIND!
- [fanfare]
- Banshee: LOW-FAT FRAPPE FOR TOOTH FAIRY!
- Tooth Fairy: Yo, banshee, I'm right here, you don't have to yell in my ear.
- Banshee: I'M A BANSHEE! I YELL EVERYTHING!
- 7D: The 7D at Your Majesty's service!
- Queen Delightful: I need your help. Lord Starchbottom has been doing everything around here! And he's exhausperated!
- [Lord Starchbottom is leaning on his bugle and snoring]
- Sleepy: He looks fine to me.