- Cinema Snob: By the way, Pikachu is referred to as Dikachu in the movie. Dikachu just sounds like your penis has a cold!
- [first lines]
- Cinema Snob: It's time to take a break from people sneaking into my house to search for Pokémon! Now I can sit back, relax, and watch a porno. Look, that's probably the only reference to "Pokémon Go" you're gonna get. I've never played the game before. I also don't watch the show and I've never played any of the other games. I don't know if I'm the right person to talk about this movie. Then again, it does have a fucked up looking creature getting pounded, so maybe I am the right person!
- Cinema Snob: How arrogant of a porn star do you have to be to literally play a character named Cock?