- Frankie Bergstein: [about their new product] Orgasms and pancakes with all the fixings! Best day ever.
- Grace Hanson: [product pitch to church group] I'm curious, do any of you have hand or wrist issues?
- Carol: Oh, yeah. My hands are so stiff in the morning, I can't even open them. I have to run hot water over them just to get them going.
- Grace Hanson: Oh, bless your heart. And how do they feel after you masturbate?
- [awkward pause]
- Grace Hanson: Oh! Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. You're in a safe place. No, this is like a... It's like a sanctuary, so to speak. Um... So, does it aggravate the condition? You know, swelling or pain after you...
- Frankie Bergstein: [eagerly cutting in loudly] After you masturbate.
- Grace Hanson: ...She's saying.
- Frankie Bergstein: Praise His name.
- Grace Hanson: Probably not your typical topic of discussion, I imagine, at your prayer group.
- Grace Hanson: [after failed product party] How do we get people to try a product that no one will admit they want or need?
- Frankie Bergstein: I wouldn't say "no one."
- Grace Hanson: What?
- Frankie Bergstein: One of the vibrators is missing.