The comedy segment is photos from TV show pilots that were not picked up as series. Mary Peyton Meyer, from Frogtown, Illinois (with a population of 10), has been writing a column in her local paper, the Vandalia Leader-Union, for 69 years. She also was a schoolteacher in a one-room schoolhouse, which she had previously attended, and demonstrates the whistle she used to keep students in line. She talks about how she avoids salacious gossip in her column, and often covers mundane topics such as residents' shopping and dining activities. She then encourages Johnny to come to Frogtown for a visit. Robert Klein does not do a stand-up routine, but tells funny stories about airline travel; he discusses the comparative benefits and nuisances of airline deregulation, and comments on how he encourages everyone to order kosher in-flight meals to be disruptive. Then a clip from his film "Tales from the Darkside: The Movie" is shown. Kevin Spacey talks about playing Jim Bakker in the TV movie "Fall from Grace", and recalls an earthquake that interrupted the filming of him delivering a fiery sermon; a clip is shown.
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