- [Josh and Rebecca are posting selfies]
- Heather Davis: You know, studies have shown that couples who post a lot on social media are often insecure about their attachment.
- Rebecca Bunch: Heather, did you just look that up?
- Heather Davis: No, I actually started with a hypothesis and then I backed it up with a Vox article. It's standard scientific method.
- [Father Brah looks through his binoculars]
- Father Brah: Where are you, you little minx?
- Josh Chan: Brah, I didn't know you were into bird watching.
- Father Brah: Oh no, I'm not. I stashed my weed in one of these trees.
- Rebecca Bunch: They say obsession biologically lasts four years, at most, but science doesn't apply to us. Some say we're all repeating patterns taught by our parents...
- Rebecca Bunch, Josh Chan: But that's just...
- Rebecca Bunch: No!
- Josh Chan: That's not a thing!
- [Darryl walks into Nathaniel's office]
- Darryl Whitefeather: Hey, there! Wow, you have *the most* intense look on your face. I'm excited for your other looks, whenever those get going.
- Josh Chan: What if people don't like me? What if I say the wrong thing? What if an old person calls me Oriental?
- Father Brah: Look Josh, I'm a man of God and I try to believe the best about everyone, but if you think you're gonna make it through a whole weekend with a bunch of 70 year-olds and not get called an Oriental, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind!
- Father Brah: Josh, do you think you're defining yourself through your relationship?
- Josh Chan: You define yourself by your relationship to Jesus.
- Father Brah: Wow, you got me there, man.
- Naomi Bunch: Don't touch the air conditioning, I sweat like a pig!
- Rebecca Bunch: It's like the FROZEN TUNDRA in here!
- Darryl Whitefeather: I am no an emasculated sock puppet!
- Paula Proctor: What? No one called you that. Where did you even come up with that?
- Darryl Whitefeather: No one said that under their breath? I'm pretty sure I heard that, cuz I would not just think that.
- Darryl Whitefeather: Paula, be totally honest, does this suit say, "Hey, Nathaniel, I'm a lot like you, a successful power player who deserves respect and at least some important responsibilities?" Hmm?
- Paula Proctor: Yeah, you know, it says something more like, "Irregular, %30 off, The Suit Barn."
- Darryl Whitefeather: Maybe not that honest.
- Paula Proctor: No, doofus. That's what it says on your tag.
- [Paula rips the price tag off his sleeve]
- Darryl Whitefeather: Wow, so you found Rebecca's treadmill-desk.
- Nathaniel Plimpton: Yes. Took maintenance a while to get out the hot dog smell.
- Darryl Whitefeather: Well, you know Rebecca, she loves to jog and dog.
- Nathaniel Plimpton: Darryl, what can I do for you?
- Darryl Whitefeather: The question is: What can I do for you? Because I get it! You're now the number one, I'm the number two, dangling under you, ready to drop in and make a splash.
- Nathaniel Plimpton: Darryl, stop.
- Darryl Whitefeather: So you're not craving a number two? There's no rumblings for a deuce?
- Naomi Bunch: Joshua, I am your Jewish mother now, and there are two things I will always have: Indigestion and all the answers.