- [Dr. Akopian's feels ignored as Rebecca exits]
- Dr. Akopian: Is it even ethical to keep taking her money? I do want that kayak.
- Rebecca Bunch: The whole reason I'm in West Covina is because the universe sent me a sign. Literally! An arrow pointed straight down to Josh on the street in New York. You're gonna say that's a coincidence?
- Dr. Akopian: Yes.
- Greg Serrano: I'm not supposed to make big changes this early in recovery. I'm afraid to change my socks! I've been 28 days in these puppies!
- Rebecca Bunch: Oh, I'm so confused! I mean, I've barely been sleeping or eating - except for this sandwich, that was delicious.
- Paula Proctor: My dad was right. I'm a breeder, not a leader.
- Scott: That's a weird saying.
- Paula Proctor: I know!
- Greg Serrano: Crazy that we'd both end up here at the exact same time. What are the chances of that happening?
- Rebecca Bunch: I don't know, I think it's just a coincidence. I used to think that coincidences like this were, like, signs.
- Greg Serrano: Like when you were a little girl?
- Rebecca Bunch: No, like an hour ago.
- Greg Serrano: Ah, how you've grown.
- Rebecca Bunch: Yeah, I was so much shorter back then.
- Greg Serrano: Is that even possible?
- Rebecca Bunch: So you were right. You told me to stop looking for signs and I did just that.
- Dr. Akopian: I'm glad to hear that, Rebecca!
- Rebecca Bunch: And it was when I stopped looking for signs that I got the biggest sign of all.
- Dr. Akopian: Oh, lord.
- Dr. Akopian: Do you listen to anything I say, ever?
- Rebecca Bunch: Yes, I'm so glad you agree with me!
- Rebecca Bunch: Is this a triangle?
- Love Triangle Dancers: No, that's a shoe.
- Rebecca Bunch: Is this a triangle?
- Love Triangle Dancers: No, that's you.
- Rebecca Bunch: So I'm a triangle?
- Love Triangle Dancers: What? No!
- Rebecca Bunch: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 3, Go!