Stuttering Craig counts down the top ten ways to kill or be killed in a video game: #10: The giant fists and boots in "Battletoads", #9: Cannibalism in "Cubivore", #8: Exploding in "Metroid", #7: Getting killed by a wiener in "Burgertime", #6: Mario crushing a Goomba with his own body weight, #5: The teabag maneuver in the "Halo" series, #4: Impaling the eye of a hydra in "God of War", #3: In "Killer Instinct", Orchid showing the opponent her boobs, which kills them, #2: Sub-Zero's decapitation in "Mortal Kombat", and #1: In "The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker", Link stabbing Ganon through the forehead, then turning to stone.
—Ian Lueck