Toon (TV Series)

Feest (2016)

Joep Vermolen: Toon

Quotes 

• Robbie : You see, Toon?

  Toon : Hm?

  Robbie : See what happens when you get out of that head of yours, eh? You think too much. Just go plonkie, plonkie, plonkie, toink.

• Onno : This weirdo has some really strange crap. Where is he, anyway? What's his name, the birthday boy?

  Nina : Eh... eh... Toon. Elise said he could arrive any minute.

  Onno : Toon?

  Nina : Yeah, Toon.

  Onno : How about all this weird shit?

  Nina : What's weird about it?

  Onno : Only a loser would live like this. Am I right? I think he's a loser.

  Toon : Yeah.

  Onno : Exactly. Elise said it herself.

  Nina : No, she said "a bit socially inept."

  Onno : Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. Same thing.

• Elise : You never celebrate birthdays, so I thought I'd do it for you this time; but, I only landed yesterday and I don't know your friends, so I thought I'd just invite mine. They're really fun, and it's a chance for you to meet some new people.

  Toon : Great fun. Cool. And this way it's also kind of like a welcome home party for you.

• Toon : And, uh, I work for an ad agency. I make jingles for commercials.

  Elise : Okay. That's fine if that floats your boat.

  Toon : [puzzled]  I don't really have a boat.

  Elise : Everyone has a boat.

• Toon : [pressured by party girls to play a song]  There is no song! I have zero songs. Exactly none. Because everyone is so persistent, I'll play my entire repertoire. It starts with number nil and ends with number, well, nil. Okay? Here it goes.

  [stands silently and glares for a moment] 

  Toon : Thank you, Amsterdam.