Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Alfonso Ribeiro (2016)

Ryan Stiles: Self

Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Questions Only"]  We shouldn't do that game first, because it messes up everybody's-

  [puts fingers in hair; looks at Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Questions Only"]  How much will it take for you keep your mouth shut?

  Wayne Brady : How much do you have to try to keep my mouth sealed?

  Ryan Stiles : How about one gold penny?

  [Aisha incorrectly buzzes; Ryan looks at Aisha] 

  Ryan Stiles : How about one gold penny?

  Aisha Tyler : All right.

  [laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : Did you see in the Enquirer where it says Aisha Tyler can't tell what a fucking question is?

  [Aisha laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : So... that's not her...?

  Wayne Brady : [mimes giving the Enquirer to Aisha]  You should read that.

  Ryan Stiles : That's not her real hair?

  Wayne Brady : Eh... I'm not touching THAT.

  [leaves the stage] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Unlikely pet food commercials"]  Does it really matter? They're just gonna throw it up and eat it again anyway.

  Wayne Brady : Well, if your dog is anything like my dog Rex, he loves the taste of horse.

  Colin Mochrie : Hey, what do you feed a ring-tail lemur? Cake. No no, not cake.

  Gary Anthony Williams : A lot of those OTHER brands will tell you that dogs can't eat chocolate. We don't care.

  Ryan Stiles : He won't eat his food, but he'll lick peanut butter off of anything.

  [Wayne crawls on stage acting like a dog] 

  Ryan Stiles : Here he comes now.

  [Wayne looks at Ryan expectantly] 

  Ryan Stiles : Nope!

  Colin Mochrie : Life cycle: The pet food made from other animals.

  Ryan Stiles : This food is shaped like all your favorite dogs: Goes in like a wiener dog, comes out as a shih tzu.