Mom (TV Series)

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : Are we reading this right?

  Christy : I got straight A's.

  Bonnie : That's why I said, are we reading this right? Oh wait, there's an asterisk, what's that, you're on steroids?

  Christy : I made the Dean's list!

  Bonnie : Oh honey, you slept with the dean?

  Christy : I didn't have to, I'm smart!

• Bonnie : [busting into Roscoe's room after Christy storms out on her]  You didn't stick around for my rebuttal!

  Christy : Okay, rebut!

  Bonnie : [stands defiantly, taps foot]  I got nothing! But I can't sleep, and so neither are you!

  [grabs blanket] 

  Christy : [holds onto blanket]  Oh no you don't!

  [gets yanked out of bed and dragged across the floor] 

• Christy : [after arguing about Bonnie's jealousy of Christy's grades]  Don't you think I can amount to anything?

  Bonnie : OF COURSE I DO! WHY DO YOU THINK I FEEL THREATENED BY YOU?

• Bonnie : Pure evil comes in all sizes,

  [looks at Christy] 

  Bonnie : including pixie.

• Bonnie : You kept all your old report cards?

  Christy : Yes, I also signed them anytime you got drunk and went off on a bender.

  Bonnie : Those were not benders, those were three-day holidays when I tried to find you a dad.

• Christy : Why do you always have to sell me short?

  Bonnie : Well...

  Christy : Don't you dare make a short joke.

• Bonnie : You never went without. I always made sure you had a roof over your head and dinner in your stomach.

  Christy : A panel truck is not a home! And Red Vines aren't dinner!

• Bonnie : Sorry I'm late, somebody hid my keys but forgot I can see on top of things.