"Bob's Burgers" Wag the Hog (TV Episode 2016) - H. Jon Benjamin as Bob Belcher, Sidecar, Biker

Louise Belcher : So, we could stay here at our boring restaurant all day or we could help an outlaw biker sell his motorcycle. This is a no-brainer!

Bob Belcher : No.

Louise Belcher : Come on! We never do fun activities together!

Gene Belcher : This family is falling apart!

Tina Belcher : We're all just strangers under the same roof.
Bob Belcher : Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? I'm gonna go to Critter's.

Linda Belcher , Tina Belcher , Louise Belcher , Gene Belcher : No!

Bob Belcher : I know you guys want to go, but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant.

Linda Belcher : I want to see the baby.

Louise Belcher : Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo and nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom.
Bob Belcher : Guys, selling a probably stolen bike isn't a fun family activity. Going to the zoo is a fun family activity.

Linda Belcher : Aw, I love the zoo. So many animals.
Critter : [to Bob] I'm a dad now. I... I can't go out till 6:00 in the morning and then get up at 6:00 in the morning.

Bob Belcher : I get it. Everything changes when you have kids.

Gene Belcher : I heard your penis gets stretched out and it's never the same.
Tina Belcher : [to Bob] You're gonna call the butt phone?

Bob Belcher : Yes, Tina. And please stop saying "butt phone."

Bob Belcher : Can I have one more?

Tina Belcher : Okay, one more.

Bob Belcher : Butt phone. Actually, wait. Can I save it for later?

Bob Belcher : Fine.

Tina Belcher : [to herself] Yes.

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Sidecar, Biker