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When Oscar is fired, and her boyfriend walks out (taking the cat), she heads to a remote cabin in the woods outside a ghost town called TARNATION. Here she plans to reflect on her life choices. Unfortunately for Oscar the woods are home to a DEMON UNICORN, whose satanic master seeks Oscar's blood to complete a ritual that will raise SATAN HIMSELF from Hell. Oscar is thrown into a battle with a demonic force that can possess anyone, and anything, living in the woods. Oscar must fight for her life, and ultimately face the evil in her own soul, to stop TARNATION falling upon the world.
The worst film I have seen all year - nope - decade
This really is the most atrocious film I have seen for years.
Pick anything about cinema or film making and this is a perfect example of how not to do it.
There is acting - just very bad acting. There is a picture - which was probably produced by someone who has never seen one before - certainly not a moving one. There is noise of sorts - most likely produced by recording on to a tin of baked beans - which were subsequently eaten and regurgitated for sound effects. The lighting is terrible, the 'special effects' are the worst I have ever seen, the scenery came straight from a supermarket and they left the packaging on. The lsit goes on and on.
This is either a zero because it really is that bad, or it is a 10 for managing to get released in any form - a master-stroke of double bluff.
You will be disappointed if you watch this film. But once you start you really do have to watch it to the end just to make sure you haven't gone mad.
I only gave it two starts because Danae Swinburne is mega cute and gets her kit off.
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