Lindsay Ellis: Once upon a time, there was this brilliant
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Lindsay Ellis: composer, not the best looking guy, and one day, this beautiful, young, singing and dancing chesnut-haired ingenue floats into this life, and he falls in love with her, and he decides, I'm gonna take you under my wing, and tutor you, and compose this incredible masterwork for you to star in, and she was enthralled at first, but then in the end it didn't work too well. I am talking, of course, about the tragic, torrid tale... of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sarah Brightman.